pembroke:

a continuation of this because i couldn’t help myself

newt you are annoying as shit

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dapperasf:

dapperasf:

Alright darling followers, it’s official! Delanerz and Jurdan are having a giveaway! One lucky follower is going to win

-July’s issue of GQ, featuring the infamous Mads photoshoot (and as you can see there’s also some Eddy Redmayne in there for you)

-PLUS: as many goodies as we can fit into a flat-rate box including but not limited to

-a custom painting

-handmade jewelry

-pacific northwest delicacies

-all our love

-glitter

-more love

Rules:

-will ship anywhere

-likes and reblogs count

(please don’t spam your followers though, that would be rude)

(and you know what we do with the rude)

-since this is really a follower appreciation giveaway, you must be following to win

-don’t cheat please

-you must be comfortable giving us your address so that we can mail this stuff to you! but don’t worry, we won’t stalk you or sign you up for weird magazines or anything.

-you have until Thursday, August 1st to enter! after that, one follower will be chosen by random. if you don’t respond within one week, we’ll pick someone else.

Any questions? Drop us a line at www.dapperasf.tumblr.com/ask

Love you all!

Jurdan & Lanerz

Friendly reminder that this is a thing because we love you all!

ANNOUNCEMENT: since we’ve had an influx of followers in the past week or tow, we’ve decided to extend the deadline for our giveaway! that’s right folks, you still have the opportunity to win! You now have until next Friday (Aug. 9), midnight pacific time, to reblog! Good luck, sweet ducklings!

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dapperasf:

dapperasf:

Alright darling followers, it’s official! Delanerz and Jurdan are having a giveaway! One lucky follower is going to win

-July’s issue of GQ, featuring the infamous Mads photoshoot (and as you can see there’s also some Eddy Redmayne in there for you)

-PLUS: as many goodies as we can fit into a flat-rate box including but not limited to

-a custom painting

-handmade jewelry

-pacific northwest delicacies

-all our love

-glitter

-more love

Rules:

-will ship anywhere

-likes and reblogs count

(please don’t spam your followers though, that would be rude)

(and you know what we do with the rude)

-since this is really a follower appreciation giveaway, you must be following to win

-don’t cheat please

-you must be comfortable giving us your address so that we can mail this stuff to you! but don’t worry, we won’t stalk you or sign you up for weird magazines or anything.

-you have until Thursday, August 1st to enter! after that, one follower will be chosen by random. if you don’t respond within one week, we’ll pick someone else.

Any questions? Drop us a line at www.dapperasf.tumblr.com/ask

Love you all!

Jurdan & Lanerz

Friendly reminder that this is a thing because we love you all!

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wandererstryding:

if you think having thick hair is a blessing youre wrong

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dapperasf:

Alright darling followers, it’s official! Delanerz and Jurdan are having a giveaway! One lucky follower is going to win

-July’s issue of GQ, featuring the infamous Mads photoshoot (and as you can see there’s also some Eddy Redmayne in there for you)

-PLUS: as many goodies as we can fit into a flat-rate box including but not limited to

-a custom painting

-handmade jewelry

-pacific northwest delicacies

-all our love

-glitter

-more love

Rules:

-will ship anywhere

-likes and reblogs count

(please don’t spam your followers though, that would be rude)

(and you know what we do with the rude)

-since this is really a follower appreciation giveaway, you must be following to win

-don’t cheat please

-you must be comfortable giving us your address so that we can mail this stuff to you! but don’t worry, we won’t stalk you or sign you up for weird magazines or anything.

-you have until Thursday, August 1st to enter! after that, one follower will be chosen by random. if you don’t respond within one week, we’ll pick someone else.

Any questions? Drop us a line at www.dapperasf.tumblr.com/ask

Love you all!

Jurdan & Lanerz

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alicexz:

The “get these fucking prints out of my sight” giveaway
So, I have an Epson Stylus Photo R3000 printer 
I use it for the high-quality 13”x19” Limited Ed. prints in my official shop but recently it has been out to make my head explode by casually putting a random ink splotch on otherwise perfect prints
I am seething with rage!!!!! because it only happens randomly so I don’t know what’s wrong and also I use very expensive paper and ink SO EACH TINY SPLATTER costs me a fuckload 
I don’t want to throw out the prints because they look fine otherwise but I also can’t look at them any longer cause THEY ARE FAILURES AND MAKE ME SO ANGRY!!!! 
People who follow me on Twitter can attest to my total meltdown and tantrum because of this
They’ve suggested that I sell them as discounted Artist’s Proofs or something but INSTEAD I am going to do a giveaway 
Next Saturday, March 16th, I will pick one or two losers 
winners to receive these prints free of charge. They normally cost $80-$95, and I don’t sell some of these pieces anywhere else, so I figure if anyone wants ‘em and doesn’t mind the imperfections…
The prints are 13”x19” and will be signed and dated and marked “PROOF.” I’ll ship anywhere.
I don’t fucking care how many times you reblog 
But try and reblog at least once because the goal is that maybe someone who sees this post is a Printer Whisperer and can tell me why the fuck my printer is being such a douchebag 
I don’t fucking care if you’re following me 
Get these fuckiNG FAILURES out of my sight!!!!11

alicexz:

The “get these fucking prints out of my sight” giveaway

  • So, I have an Epson Stylus Photo R3000 printer
  • I use it for the high-quality 13”x19” Limited Ed. prints in my official shop but recently it has been out to make my head explode by casually putting a random ink splotch on otherwise perfect prints
  • I am seething with rage!!!!! because it only happens randomly so I don’t know what’s wrong and also I use very expensive paper and ink SO EACH TINY SPLATTER costs me a fuckload
  • I don’t want to throw out the prints because they look fine otherwise but I also can’t look at them any longer cause THEY ARE FAILURES AND MAKE ME SO ANGRY!!!!
  • People who follow me on Twitter can attest to my total meltdown and tantrum because of this
  • They’ve suggested that I sell them as discounted Artist’s Proofs or something but INSTEAD I am going to do a giveaway
  • Next Saturday, March 16th, I will pick one or two losers winners to receive these prints free of charge. They normally cost $80-$95, and I don’t sell some of these pieces anywhere else, so I figure if anyone wants ‘em and doesn’t mind the imperfections…
  • The prints are 13”x19” and will be signed and dated and marked “PROOF.” I’ll ship anywhere.
  • I don’t fucking care how many times you reblog
  • But try and reblog at least once because the goal is that maybe someone who sees this post is a Printer Whisperer and can tell me why the fuck my printer is being such a douchebag
  • I don’t fucking care if you’re following me
  • Get these fuckiNG FAILURES out of my sight!!!!11